heaventaker/src/stores/dialog.js
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export const dialog = [{
name: "uriel_entrance",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Uriel",
pose: "side_normal",
text: "Ummm... I don't want to be rude so just leave or go to the main gate.",
map: "uriel",
buttons: [{
text: "Step aside, I got heaven to conquer and angels to take.",
next: "uriel_restart"
}, {
text: "Would you like to join my harem? We got puppies and pancakes.",
next: "uriel_success"
}]
}, {
name: "uriel_restart",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Uriel",
text: "Really dude? Well if you insist, let's start from the beggining",
next: "uriel_failure"
}, {
name: "uriel_failure",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Uriel",
text: "You picked the wrong gate fool.",
next: "uriel_entrance",
flags: ["failure"],
pose: "bat"
}, {
name: "uriel_success",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Uriel",
text: "Well since it already got boring around here, and how can I say no to pancakes.",
flags: ["success"],
pose: "side_happy",
next: "michael_heretic"
}, {
name: "michael_heretic",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Michael",
text: "How did you... You know what I don't even care. Heretic like you needs to be punished.",
map: "michael",
buttons: [{
text: "Jokes on you I'm into that shit.",
next: "michael_success"
}, {
text: "I have something to offer.",
next: "michael_failure"
}]
}, {
name: "michael_success",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Michael",
pose: "happy",
text: "Really? Well, big man: if you survive this whole ordeal, prepare a room and we shall see how into this shit you really are",
flags: ["success"],
next: "uziel_start"
}, {
name: "michael_failure",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Michael",
text: "I also have something to offer: eat shit and die.",
pose: "wings",
flags: ["failure"],
next: "michael_heretic"
}, {
name: "uziel_start",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Uziel",
text: "(she appear out of nowhere and suddenly approaches you.)",
buttons: [{
text: "oh, you're approaching me? Had you heard of my harem proposal.",
next: "uziel_failure"
}, {
text: "Harem of angle, yes or no ?",
next: "uziel_success"
}]
}, {
name: "uziel_failure",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Uziel",
text: "I can't beat the living shit out of you without getting closer.",
next: "uziel_start",
flags: ["failure"],
pose: "dead"
}, {
name: "uziel_success",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Uziel",
pose: "happy",
text: "That had to be the madest and stupidest thing i ever heard. Yes, i must see how this whole thing will end up.",
flags: ["success"],
next: "gabriel_start"
}, {
name: "gabriel_start",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Gabriel",
text: "Hello sir. My name is Gabriel, Heaven's administration department. How may I help you?",
buttons: [{
text: "You look tired, how about let me help you instead.",
next: "gabriel_success"
}, {
text: "How about you ditching this job and come with me.",
next: "gabriel_fail"
}]
}, {
name: "gabriel_success",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Gabriel",
text: "That... That would be lovely actually. Could you buy me some coffee? After my department got defund I can't even afford it.",
next: "azrael_start",
pose: "happy",
flags: ["success"]
}, {
name: "gabriel_fail",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Gabriel",
text: "Oh... you looking for that type of girl, don't worry I know just the place.",
next: "helltaker",
pose: "sad"
}, {
name: "helltaker",
background: "/sprite/gabriel_background.webp",
text: "...",
next: "helltaker2",
flags: ["helltaker"]
}, {
name: "helltaker2",
background: "/sprite/gabriel_background.webp",
text: "What are you doing here?",
next: "gabriel_start",
flags: ["failure"]
}, {
name: "azrael_start",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Azrael",
text: "Oh my my, what do we have here a lost soul wandering around heaven with an intent lust for angel.",
buttons: [{
text: "You're god damn right.",
next: "azrael_fail"
}, {
text: "Nah, I'm just looking for someone to play some RTS with.",
next: "azrael_win"
}]
}, {
name: "azrael_fail",
next: "azrael_start",
character: "Azrael",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
flags: ["failure"],
text: "And with that another horny soul bite the dust.",
pose: "angry"
}, {
name: "azrael_win",
next: "uriel_entrance",
background: "/sprite/backg.webp",
character: "Azrael",
pose: "happy",
flags: ["success"],
text: "I highly doubt that. But you know what fuck it, I'm bored playing against AI anyway."
}];