export const dialog = [{ name: "uriel_entrance", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Uriel", pose: "side_normal", text: "Ummm... I don't want to be rude so just leave or go to the main gate.", map: "uriel", buttons: [{ text: "Step aside, I got heaven to conquer and angels to take.", next: "uriel_restart" }, { text: "Would you like to join my harem? We got puppies and pancakes.", next: "uriel_success" }] }, { name: "uriel_restart", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Uriel", text: "Really dude? Well if you insist, let's start from the beggining", next: "uriel_failure" }, { name: "uriel_failure", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Uriel", text: "You picked the wrong gate fool.", next: "uriel_entrance", flags: ["failure"], pose: "bat" }, { name: "uriel_success", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Uriel", text: "Well since it already got boring around here, and how can I say no to pancakes.", flags: ["success"], pose: "side_happy", next: "michael_heretic" }, { name: "michael_heretic", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Michael", text: "How did you... You know what I don't even care. Heretic like you needs to be punished.", map: "michael", buttons: [{ text: "Jokes on you I'm into that shit.", next: "michael_success" }, { text: "I have something to offer.", next: "michael_failure" }] }, { name: "michael_success", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Michael", pose: "happy", text: "Really? Well, big man: if you survive this whole ordeal, prepare a room and we shall see how into this shit you really are", flags: ["success"], next: "uziel_start" }, { name: "michael_failure", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Michael", text: "I also have something to offer: eat shit and die.", pose: "wings", flags: ["failure"], next: "michael_heretic" }, { name: "uziel_start", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Uziel", text: "(she appear out of nowhere and suddenly approaches you.)", buttons: [{ text: "oh, you're approaching me? Had you heard of my harem proposal.", next: "uziel_failure" }, { text: "Harem of angle, yes or no ?", next: "uziel_success" }] }, { name: "uziel_failure", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Uziel", text: "I can't beat the living shit out of you without getting closer.", next: "uziel_start", flags: ["failure"], pose: "dead" }, { name: "uziel_success", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Uziel", pose: "happy", text: "That had to be the madest and stupidest thing i ever heard. Yes, i must see how this whole thing will end up.", flags: ["success"], next: "gabriel_start" }, { name: "gabriel_start", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Gabriel", text: "Hello sir. My name is Gabriel, Heaven's administration department. How may I help you?", buttons: [{ text: "You look tired, how about let me help you instead.", next: "gabriel_success" }, { text: "How about you ditching this job and come with me.", next: "gabriel_fail" }] }, { name: "gabriel_success", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Gabriel", text: "That... That would be lovely actually. Could you buy me some coffee? After my department got defund I can't even afford it.", next: "azrael_start", pose: "happy", flags: ["success"] }, { name: "gabriel_fail", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Gabriel", text: "Oh... you looking for that type of girl, don't worry I know just the place.", next: "helltaker", pose: "sad" }, { name: "helltaker", background: "/sprite/gabriel_background.webp", text: "...", next: "helltaker2", flags: ["helltaker"] }, { name: "helltaker2", background: "/sprite/gabriel_background.webp", text: "What are you doing here?", next: "gabriel_start", flags: ["failure"] }, { name: "azrael_start", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Azrael", text: "Oh my my, what do we have here a lost soul wandering around heaven with an intent lust for angel.", buttons: [{ text: "You're god damn right.", next: "azrael_fail" }, { text: "Nah, I'm just looking for someone to play some RTS with.", next: "azrael_win" }] }, { name: "azrael_fail", next: "azrael_start", character: "Azrael", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", flags: ["failure"], text: "And with that another horny soul bite the dust.", pose: "angry" }, { name: "azrael_win", next: "uriel_entrance", background: "/sprite/backg.webp", character: "Azrael", pose: "happy", flags: ["success"], text: "I highly doubt that. But you know what fuck it, I'm bored playing against AI anyway." }];